Saturday morning... Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when
he realizes that he forgot
to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming
around at noon. So Bob
heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" Says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," Says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!"
"Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just
pulled up outside the
house."
"Okay, Daddy!
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming, then she
tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all
dead."
"Oh my God... And what about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and
he jumped out the back
window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that last week
you took out all the
water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now
he's
all dead too."
There is a long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool?
Is this 854-7039?"
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