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• -Dr. Seuss explains why computers sometimes crash:
-The Gold Box
-YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LATINO IF...
-Good come Backs
-Mary Poppins
-Daddys home
-Period
-Thoughts
-Guiness records
-Terminal sex
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-Serenety
-I want a divorce
-Airline Complaint
-Judge Not - Lest You Make a Fool of Yourself
-Q and A
-Another golf story
-Sex & death
-Alcohol Warning
-Horse and Chicken
-Truck Driver VS Lawyers
-REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS
-Point System for Men
-English is a Crazy Language
-I think Santa is a woman!
-A Womans Random Thoughts
-Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
-What A Woman Says
-Tennis Ball
-Top 10 Summer Camps
-Truisms
-You Might Be a Redneck if.....
-Insights
-Excuse Notes
-How do I look?
-Careful what you wish for
-Work or Prison
-Only in America
-Come-on Responces
-The Poopie List
-Nervous Priest
-Sick Man
-She Told Him So
-TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK:
-THE Y"Zero"K Problem
-Parents prayer
-snowman flash
-Santa & Science
-Marion Barry Quotes
-City Slickers
-Headlines
-Ken Starr
-3 Most important people
-Cigar Insurance
-Men and Women dating
-Al and Bill
-Caught Driving Naked
-Hokey Pokey
-Country Western song titles
-Men and Women
-Natural Blonde
-Standards live forever
-Jesse Ventura top 10
-Three convicts
-Ultimate Computer
-Golf & Genies
-Bill Clinton and the ghosts
-My Shinning Moment
-Timberland
-Fishing
-A really bad day
-Microsoft buys U.S.
-Turbulence
-One liners...more or less
-Actual Classified ads
-Little Johnny - Smoking
-Ballad - Bobbit Hillbillies
-Cannibals
-Champagne
-Top 12 - Tech Support
-List of Orgasms
-Creative Writing
-Texan in Australia
-Early bird get the worm
-Rejected by Dr. Seuss
-Guinness beer
-New Elements in Periodic Table
-Priest and a condom
-The wedding night
-The Sick Husband

Armenbz.com Jokes
Title: Thoughts

I'm not into working out. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.
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I am in shape. Round's a shape.
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is.
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent

image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I only have photographs of her.
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket'? She sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'

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Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library; the

James Carter Library; the Ronald Reagan Library and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

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