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• -Dr. Seuss explains why computers sometimes crash:
-The Gold Box
-YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LATINO IF...
-Good come Backs
-Mary Poppins
-Daddys home
-Period
-Thoughts
-Guiness records
-Terminal sex
-Blond crime victim
-Junior Firefighter
-Serenety
-I want a divorce
-Airline Complaint
-Judge Not - Lest You Make a Fool of Yourself
-Q and A
-Another golf story
-Sex & death
-Alcohol Warning
-Horse and Chicken
-Truck Driver VS Lawyers
-REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS
-Point System for Men
-English is a Crazy Language
-I think Santa is a woman!
-A Womans Random Thoughts
-Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
-What A Woman Says
-Tennis Ball
-Top 10 Summer Camps
-Truisms
-You Might Be a Redneck if.....
-Insights
-Excuse Notes
-How do I look?
-Careful what you wish for
-Work or Prison
-Only in America
-Come-on Responces
-The Poopie List
-Nervous Priest
-Sick Man
-She Told Him So
-TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK:
-THE Y"Zero"K Problem
-Parents prayer
-snowman flash
-Santa & Science
-Marion Barry Quotes
-City Slickers
-Headlines
-Ken Starr
-3 Most important people
-Cigar Insurance
-Men and Women dating
-Al and Bill
-Caught Driving Naked
-Hokey Pokey
-Country Western song titles
-Men and Women
-Natural Blonde
-Standards live forever
-Jesse Ventura top 10
-Three convicts
-Ultimate Computer
-Golf & Genies
-Bill Clinton and the ghosts
-My Shinning Moment
-Timberland
-Fishing
-A really bad day
-Microsoft buys U.S.
-Turbulence
-One liners...more or less
-Actual Classified ads
-Little Johnny - Smoking
-Ballad - Bobbit Hillbillies
-Cannibals
-Champagne
-Top 12 - Tech Support
-List of Orgasms
-Creative Writing
-Texan in Australia
-Early bird get the worm
-Rejected by Dr. Seuss
-Guinness beer
-New Elements in Periodic Table
-Priest and a condom
-The wedding night
-The Sick Husband

Armenbz.com Jokes
Title: Q and A

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lb.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.
Q: Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?
A: Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with
mud.
Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you
done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for
life.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
good looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.
Q. How do men sort their laundry?
A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A. Because men fake foreplay.
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Q. Why don't pygmies wear tampons?
A. They keep stepping on the strings.
Q. What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother?
A. You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A. Two mothers-in-law

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