Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting &
wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go
to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to
look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied
a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see
if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman
naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I
could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was
happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said "Did you hear anything?"
"No" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!" This joke is from the collection at www.armenianbusinesses.com/features/jokes
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