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-Dr. Seuss explains why computers sometimes crash:
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-YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LATINO IF...
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-Point System for Men
-English is a Crazy Language
-I think Santa is a woman!
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-Only in America
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-Standards live forever
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-My Shinning Moment
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-Texan in Australia
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-Rejected by Dr. Seuss
-Guinness beer
-New Elements in Periodic Table
-Priest and a condom
-The wedding night
-The Sick Husband
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Title:   Rejected by Dr. Seuss

1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
18. The Grinch's Ten Inches

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