TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK:
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
DOWNLOAD: Gittin the farwood off the truck.
MEGAHERTZ: When you're not keerfull gittin the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from trying to tote too much farwood.
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gitting home in the winter time.
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do.
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse home.
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.
ENTER: Northerner talk fer, "C'Mon in y'all".
CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun.
DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don't far when you pull the trigger.
REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you forgot the
kitty's
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