* Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
* Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
* Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death
* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
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